People always say his fan base is jus kids but I’m a 45 year old I live
with my mom bc I don’t feel like moving out and merk is my dream crush like
I’ve probably masturbated like 60 times to that one gif of him jerking
under a blanket.
The8thHawk
I met this kid once…
luciu dex
jesus my fucking ears…
MerkRampage
Well now I’m just finding out Tina doesn’t have a mouth.
Doug Levey
“ERMAGERD ITSH MERK MERSERK! MAAHM MAAHM MAAHM IM ON CALLS O BOOTY WITH
MERK MERSERK! ERMAGERDUDUDUDUDUDUD! SUMBUDDY KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!” – 80% of
every youtuber fanbase ever
TheMayorOfFruit
I feel bad for Merk for having a fanbase consisting of 90% pre-pubescent
little kids.
SheKnives
i cri ewry tim
xET3RNALx xEVOx
wait a minute
She Knives
SK
Serial Killer
Knives are linked to SKs
TINA
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING
Yoko L.
I love Merk, but damn do I hate his fan base. The majority is 12 year old
kids.
Doge
Jesus, I don’t know if I even wanna watch the rest of the video.
Chikenslicer123
what do you call a magic owl
HOO-DINI
-VanossGaming
TheRealYWF - Top Quality Gaming Content!
shows how his whole fanbase are 12 year olds cos all he does is scream in
his videos…
A Bird
Everyone who says first now are just retarded
MeetballSub
Why is all of Merks fanbase pre-pubescent rapists who always talk like
they’re homosexual. Watch his reading weird messages video, I am pretty
sure 99% of the rapist messages are to either get on YouTube or maybe his
fanbase just consists of overly sexual little kids.
bryan PERRON
this channel prove to me that xbox 360 and xbox one are full of kid
screaming little kid, that why I love my ps3.
C Dub
Merk is definitely swimmin’ in young boy pussy.
RED Scout
can you make me a bday vid or something please?
mikkelhaxer
+M3RKMUS1C
If only you were playing on Xbox 360 ( the black version ).
Then i would join you and the M3RK crew whenever it was possible.
John Doe
I just keep asking myself why their parents granted them the permission to
play, or even buy them such game, but the only thing that comes to my mind
was:
Dad: *Honey, I bought our 6 year old boy a perfectly violent game so he can
learn how to become an assassin from childhood, and of course he won’t
bother us anymore.*
Mom: *But isn’t that dangerous?*
Dad: *Who gives a shit, at least we can have sex peacefully and those
little rats won’t come into our room anymore.*
Mom: *Deal!*
Sven Producties
R.I.P headphones users.
It this joke still relevant?
Spook Nukem
Eriiiiik,
Why don’t you play exo zombbiiiieees
pleeeaaaase.
Owen Stinsmuehlen
That kid sounded exactly like chowder
GethinAtor
Why did M3RK write gullible in the description?
Vincze Dániel
M3RKMUS1C I SWEAR THE GOD IF U ADD ME ON SKYPE AND WE’LL BE ABLE TO TALK MY
LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE daniel.monroe321 pls because I don’T like playing
cod pls add me or my dick will be the dogs breakfast ;_;
cqcrtdoesgaming
I hope they realise that anyone can be on youtube… Just get an email and
put it into the create your account. I see lots of kids going “OH MY GOD
I’M GOING TO BE ON YOUTUBE!!!” just make an account god damn.
People always say his fan base is jus kids but I’m a 45 year old I live
with my mom bc I don’t feel like moving out and merk is my dream crush like
I’ve probably masturbated like 60 times to that one gif of him jerking
under a blanket.
I met this kid once…
jesus my fucking ears…
Well now I’m just finding out Tina doesn’t have a mouth.
“ERMAGERD ITSH MERK MERSERK! MAAHM MAAHM MAAHM IM ON CALLS O BOOTY WITH
MERK MERSERK! ERMAGERDUDUDUDUDUDUD! SUMBUDDY KILL MEEEEEEEEEE!” – 80% of
every youtuber fanbase ever
I feel bad for Merk for having a fanbase consisting of 90% pre-pubescent
little kids.
i cri ewry tim
wait a minute
She Knives
SK
Serial Killer
Knives are linked to SKs
TINA
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN HIDING
I love Merk, but damn do I hate his fan base. The majority is 12 year old
kids.
Jesus, I don’t know if I even wanna watch the rest of the video.
what do you call a magic owl
HOO-DINI
-VanossGaming
shows how his whole fanbase are 12 year olds cos all he does is scream in
his videos…
Everyone who says first now are just retarded
Why is all of Merks fanbase pre-pubescent rapists who always talk like
they’re homosexual. Watch his reading weird messages video, I am pretty
sure 99% of the rapist messages are to either get on YouTube or maybe his
fanbase just consists of overly sexual little kids.
this channel prove to me that xbox 360 and xbox one are full of kid
screaming little kid, that why I love my ps3.
Merk is definitely swimmin’ in young boy pussy.
can you make me a bday vid or something please?
+M3RKMUS1C
If only you were playing on Xbox 360 ( the black version ).
Then i would join you and the M3RK crew whenever it was possible.
I just keep asking myself why their parents granted them the permission to
play, or even buy them such game, but the only thing that comes to my mind
was:
Dad: *Honey, I bought our 6 year old boy a perfectly violent game so he can
learn how to become an assassin from childhood, and of course he won’t
bother us anymore.*
Mom: *But isn’t that dangerous?*
Dad: *Who gives a shit, at least we can have sex peacefully and those
little rats won’t come into our room anymore.*
Mom: *Deal!*
R.I.P headphones users.
It this joke still relevant?
Eriiiiik,
Why don’t you play exo zombbiiiieees
pleeeaaaase.
That kid sounded exactly like chowder
Why did M3RK write gullible in the description?
M3RKMUS1C I SWEAR THE GOD IF U ADD ME ON SKYPE AND WE’LL BE ABLE TO TALK MY
LIFE WOULD BE COMPLETE daniel.monroe321 pls because I don’T like playing
cod pls add me or my dick will be the dogs breakfast ;_;
I hope they realise that anyone can be on youtube… Just get an email and
put it into the create your account. I see lots of kids going “OH MY GOD
I’M GOING TO BE ON YOUTUBE!!!” just make an account god damn.